This was originally written for a writing class I took over the Summer in 2021. Some of these stories had prompts, which are noted after the story along with other comments.
"Do you know how much you cost the city with your wanton destruction?"
"How long have you been training birds?"
"How the hell did you teach pelicans to pick up beehives without being stung?"
"And you're absolutely sure you didn't know the cashier wasn't deathly allergic to bees?"
"You do know 'supervillain' doesn't count as a real job, right?"
"Did you really just call your birds your henchmen?"
"What, is your lawyer a parrot or something?"
"Really? How could a bird possibly defend you in court?"
"Are you trying to deny the various CCTV and phone recordings of the incident you caused?"
"Was it all really worth the trouble just for a single candy bar?"
"...and not even a full-sized one?"
The prompt for this one was "Create a story of a detective interviewing a suspect but only by using the questions the detective would ask. Come up with a list of at least ten questions that "tell the story" of where this story takes place, who this suspect is, what this suspect may have done, and what is the evidence that supports that this suspect committed this crime. Remember you can only use the detective's questions to do this." I was definitely thinking about Venture Bros. while writing this one.